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The Game Plan

Twelve game-day recipes. Cards you can wipe down.

Philly Steak “Whiz Wit” Sliders and the Pepito Crown lead the deck; Hot-Honey Buffalo Wings, Lobster-Bacon Victory Rolls and eight more follow. 5×7 recipe cards plus a US Letter sheet, printable at home. The twelve recipe pages are free to read; the printable edition is $7.95.

Buy the printable · $7.95 See the recipes

Status: DRAFT — not cook-tested yet; serving illustrations are AI-generated and say so on the card. Sold at the Shopify counter.

Philly steak sliders with melted cheese on a dark plate The Pepito Crown Hot-honey wings

In the deck

The recipes

4 of 12 pictured · the full deck below
  • Philly steak sliders with melted cheese
    LEAD RECIPE · DRAFT Philly Steak “Whiz Wit” Sliders Thin-sliced steak, sweet onions and a Cheez Whiz finish. AI-generated serving illustration
  • The Pepito Crown on a board
    LEAD RECIPE · DRAFT Pepito Crown Popcorn, crispy tenders and a chaotic Cool Ranch crown. AI-generated serving illustration
  • Hot-honey buffalo wings
    IN THE DECK · DRAFT Hot-Honey Buffalo Wings Crisp wings with tangy heat and a sweet finish. AI-generated serving illustration
  • Lobster-bacon rolls
    IN THE DECK · DRAFT Lobster-Bacon Victory Rolls Chilled lobster salad, crisp bacon and a buttery toasted roll. AI-generated serving illustration
  1. 01Pepito Crown
  2. 02Chorizo Chaos Nachos
  3. 03Italian Sausage & Pepper Sandwiches
  4. 04Chipotle-Ranch Loaded Fries
  5. 05Hot-Honey Pizza Sliders
  6. 06Crispy Shrimp Po’boys
  7. 07Roast Beef Gravy Po’boys
  8. 08Hot-Honey Buffalo Wings
  9. 09Bacon Crunch Jalapeño Poppers
  10. 10Philly Steak “Whiz Wit” Sliders
  11. 11Chili-Cheese Crunch Dogs
  12. 12Lobster-Bacon Victory Rolls

Why DRAFT

A gate, not a disclaimer

Twelve recipes, five review rounds, a printable edition ready to sell — and every card still says draft. That is house rule 02. The label comes off when the times and yields hold in a real kitchen, the internal temperatures match the safety guide, the allergen notes match the labels, and a duplex test sheet prints and flips correctly.

The cook-test log will be published in the Lab. Until then, buy it knowing exactly what it is.